So I will explain to you my little futur-business.
One day, I will buy myself two turtles. I will take the first one, remove the shell and replace it by a frying pan. It will protect them. I would do the same thing with the second one and make them reproduce. When I will have enough of them, like a fucking army of Frying-Pan-Turtle, I would take these b***h and exploit the hell out of them by removing the frying pan out of their back (that would kill them, btw) and sell the other part (the turtlish part) to some butcher, because normal meat is too fucking mainstream.
I would become rich and dominate the world by achieving my plan of Frying-Pan-Turtle exploitation.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
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